
What should we call you? Sabra
When should we call you? Tomorrow
Hebrew Name: Sima
Born: August 4, 2009
Sign: Leo
Cosine: I don’t know
Personality size (in select deli meat):
Who’s your daddy and what does he do: Ben Rosenthal. No ??? Bergh. He’s a doctor. He’s a radiologist. He reads X-Rays.
Who’s on first? Jacob LaRoque
Who’s on second? Sam Hochler
What would you put on your tombstone: Rex’s face
Why do you want to be sweetheart? I love going to events and I think everyone is funny
Why is BBYO important to you? It’s where I met a lot of my friends and the events are fun.
What’s your favorite thing about Twos’? The people
What will you contribute to our chapter if selected? I’ll go to more events and I have a minivan so I can drive everyone around.
What extra curriculars do you participate in? I play softball and basketball
Why should we pick you? I think you should pick me because I’m pretty cool.
Rapid Fire:
Gatekeeper or keymaster: Gatekeeper
Crossed or uncrossed: Crossed
How many cylinders in a V8 engine: 8
If a plane crashes on the border between the U.S. and Mexico, where are the survivors buried? U.S.
Why are we burying the survivors? Oh, that would be a bad idea.
When approaching a roundabout, which side do you yield to? The left.
How many liters of gas do you put in a Tesla? 50 … no, no, no! It’ an electric car.
How often do you change the blinker fluid in your car? I don’t.
Why? Because there’s no blinker fluid.
Are you a damn proud BBG? Yes!
If not elected Belle of chapter #2 would you serve: No
If elected Belle of chapter #2 would you serve: Maybe tomorrow
If elected Belle of chapter #22 would you serve: Yes. Wait, did you say Nordau?
We’ll re-do the question. If elected Belle of chapter #2 would you serve: Yes
If elected Belle of chapter #2 would you serve: Yes
If elected Belle of chapter #22 would you serve: No
Are you saying that just not to piss us off?: No, I like Two’s better.
Word Association:
Two: ssssss
Marty Ball: Good
Jewish: Kid
David: Wexler
BBYO: Good
Convention: Fun
Marty’s: Amazing
Superlatives:
Funniest: Shaefer Spizman
Car: Sam Hochler
Dresser: Jacob LaRoque
Best Taste in Music: Jacob LaRoque
Cleanest: Rex Hebberd
Most Family Oriented: Jacob LaRoque
Driver: Jacob LaRoque (Jacob LaRoque: But I don’t drive?)
Worst Driver: Sam Hochler
Most Likely:
Not to tip: Jacob LaRoque
To be daydreaming right now: Jacob LaRoque
About what: Ariel Palan (Jacob LaRoque: She’s right on the money.)
To drop out: Jacob LaRoque
Jail: Jacob LaRoque
Sell cars: Micah Kramer
Get stuck in an elevator: Sam Hochler
Kicked out of convention: Sam Hochler
To go at a red light and stop at a green light: Jacob LaRoque (Jacob LaRoque: Yeah, I did that on my bike once.)
To be a monk: Bryan Persky
To get kicked off Survivor first: Michael Furey
Who would win: Eli Nathan
Accidentally go to Arby’s instead of B-Dubs: Rex Hebberd
Get locked inside a building: Judah Bassin